Royal Couple Tea Bags
With Royal Wedding memorabilia selling rapidly in Europe, one German company has capitalized on a famous British commodity: tea. The bags are attached to quirky cartoons of Prince William and Kate Middleton, complete with arms so they can be hung over the rim of a teacup. While Prince William is depicted in traditional British military garb, Kate Middleton is seen in a bridal veil, wearing a bright blue engagement ring and holding a wad of cash.
William and Kate PEZ Dispensers
Here are some creepy PEZ dispenders made to celebrate the royal wedding. PEZ makes around 80 million dispensers and 4.6 billion sweets a year, but unlike other popular models the William and Kate figurines will not dispense sweets through their mouths.
Royal Virility Performance Beer
Known for its eccentric brews, Brew Dog has announced a creation made specifically for the royal wedding. It's called "Royal Virility Performance," and it's an India Pale Ale containing herbal Viagra, chocolate, goat weed and a "healthy dose of sarcasm".
Crown Jewels' Condoms of Distinction
Crown your lucky Charms with a Royal Condom of Distinction that was produced in special celebration packs that bear the slogan: "Like a royal wedding, interaction with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion".
Royal Barf Bags
Are you sick of all the Royal Wedding coverage yet? These simple paper bags, adorned with an image of the prince and his fiancee beneath the motto "Throne Up," come in red, white and blue. Keep this handy tomorrow.
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